I can’t wait to see my sex life go to shit when I’m sitting on my couch with a girl and say, “Excuse me, but *pulls out stack of papers* before we go any further I would just like you to sign here and initial here. Doing so gives me your consent, after a breathalyzer test of course, to lean in and kiss you approximately one (1) minute from now on MM, DD YYYY.”
The ladies are going to be so turned on.
- obama: *forces himself into the public eye and does "hip" things to make gullible teens like him*
- tumblr: you don't have to like his policies but you have to admit he's cool
- obama: *kills people*